3 tarts by fits and starts
loaded with meat
7 made of garlic
many a clove
9 fat dessert pies
fruity and sweet
1 for the pie chef
chained to the stove
over here at Al's house
ev'ry piemas day
One cook to mix them all
One cook to make them
One cook to crust them all
And in the oven bake them
Over here at Al's house
ev'ry piemas day.
--Nick Friend